Peeps have been telling me for years that I need to write out all my little bastardisations of the English Language. Please comment ’cause I know there must be many words and sayings I have forgotten. Years of linguistic genius can’t be remembered in one sitting!
Balzacs: Ball sacks
Boeing 747: Boring 747
Craycray Joan Crawfish or Craycraycrawfish: U Crazy
Cornjacking my Mindhole: Beyond anything I can possibly imagine or Wow and Double Wow
De Nada, por favor
Dickless: Ridiculous (circa 2010)
FYIphone
Hearts U Farts U
Inappropro: So inappropriate
Meowzers: depressed, feeling down or Moewsy
Obvo-Cado: Obviously
Radicchio salad: Ridiculous (circa 1999)
Totes: Totally (been using this one for like evers before it was coolsies)
Un mojito loco: One Moment Please
Yahoo serious: Are U serious?
I know this is just the tip of the iceburg…put I am tireds and need to rest after a long day of wordsmithin’
You know you are on the pulse when 16 yr olds tell you “Oh I changed my facebook status to ‘Hearts U Farts U’ or say, “I telling everyone they are so inappropro”
I still got it. Whatever “it” is.
